Saturday, June 10, 2017

It's lov

Dear Mrs May
I love you.
Who knew that the election would see you emerge like a fully fledged butterfly into the light. Your charm, wit, empathy and charisma, shone like a beacon as you fought the good fight. That you did not convince Britain to increase your majority is only proof of their shorted sighted view of what you are trying to achieve you sexy minx! How they resisted your warmth is frankly a mystery? Obviously your stunning ability to get your message out, fell on deaf ears. This man became completely entranced under your spell, how could anyone resist you? Your like a cuddly teddy bear that we should cherish and keep as our leader until your either to infirm or mentally incapable to continue, may that never happen!
Not only should you be our PM and savior but even though we are leaving Europe, with the high regard that Europe holds you in, I am shocked that they have not recognise your true worth and actually ask you to lead them too!
So don't fret Theresa, you are loved, not everyone thinks you are an uncaring, tragic, clueless, pathetic, uncharismatic, weak, nasty, bullying, charmless, insignificant, witless, uncaring, monster of a PM and don't you take any notice of those critics who do! You ignore them and continue to do the sterling job you have been. We are all behind you!
With humble gratitude and deep love
Sir Guestling

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