A reinterpretation of Betjeman

The love song of handle 997

Miss J Hunter Dunn Miss J Hunter Dunn

I swiped right just for fun

Smiling out from my mobile phone

Meeting you could not postpone

You accepted my chaste request

I passed the screen test

Meeting at eight in the bar

Hoping for no speedy au revoir

Miss J Hunter Dunn Miss J Hunter Dunn

You were late for this dry run

You asked for a coke with lime

I thought your style was quite sublime 

I liked the way you thought were funny

I was nervous hoped I had enough money

I tried a joke it wasn’t good

You laughed for me you understood

Miss J Hunter Dunn Miss J Hunter Dunn

We posted a selfie but only one

You liked my shirt my hat and coat

I watched the delicious curve of your throat

You did not give me a choice ma'am

You followed me on Instagram

I friended you on Facebook too

This is the way we now woo

Miss J Hunter Dunn Miss J Hunter Dunn

Our second date was in the sun

I took you up to London Zoo

We held hands walking through

And now on media we quip

Our status is relationship

It did not take long for me

I’m happy to say that you agree

Miss J Hunter Dunn Miss J Hunter Dunn

Wedding bells today have rung

I am yours and you are mine

The web has made our hearts intwine