Omicron another of Marvel Comics villains, sweeping away all those pesky weaker strains, it laughs at those who eschew the vaccine and won’t follow guidelines (whatever the fuck they are?) The plucky army of medically trained try to stand in its way, while a blond unmade bed of a man issues more and more confusing instructions, avoiding any questions and citing maternity leave as an excuse! You could not write it and it has become the best reality show on earth! It not that they break the rules it which rules will they break next and how will they stack the deck so as they cannot be brought to book over it. The brown envelope being slipped in to a greasy palm has become a the norm as business gets the mates and friends discount rate!
If your clear about the Covid guidelines at present then your a better person than I am. Do I still have to wear a mask while smoking my pipe in the shower! Am I supposed to turn three times and perform a handstand if I encounter more than three penguins in a phone box? Am I still aloud to run naked down Kettering High St. throwing wet teas bags at passers by and still have to wear a mask over my shrunken cock? Well this and other questions need to be asked and the chief clown needs to come into the centre of the circus tent so as we can get yet more clear information regarding our lives?
Now several words from Susie Dent:
VENTOSITY pompous conceit and puffed up vanity (16th century)
SNACCIDENT The inadvertent eating of an entire packet of biscuits when you only meant to have one.
Words with their hearts on their sleeves
SECRETARY Keeper of secrets
WARDROBE To guard/ward our robes
FREELANCER A knight free to use his lance for payment
HOLIDAY A holy day
ALPHABET The letters alpha, beta
DISEASE lack of ease
DUCK A bird that ducks under water
Stay well
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