SIR GUESTLING THORN

 I am not sure if my campaign to remove Trump had any effect but he’s gone and i am happy to take the credit. Now I must persevere against the other blond idiot and get him gone. It will be harder because of the large majority in Parliament and there is no election for another 4 years. I hope, that even the Conservative party, will come to it senses (what little they have) and get rid of him? Surely he has become an embarrassment to them? It is odd that we are living in age when eccentricity has become a currency in high office that enough people seem to favour! I shan’t repeat  my well worn comments on his integrity or complete lack of it. We have heard people say that they know he’s liar and a cheat but it’s okay it’s Boris! What ever he may have achieved and it is precious little he is not fit to be PM. He may take credit for the vaccine rollout but in truth it had little to do with him as indeed has anything else. What seems to be obvious to many of us is completely oblivious to others. My darling wife has members at her place of work (women) who seem reasonable in every way but won’t hear a word said against him! I’m perfectly willing to admit to being proved wrong about anything but in his case nothing would persuade me to believe I have misjudged him! I will not apologise for taking up more space to rant about our PM, he is such an abomination that not enough words could be written in order to help in his demise.

I made the mistake of inviting a representative of a replacement door and window company to come round and give us an estimate. We have used them before and they did a good job. He was a pleasant enough guy who was just doing his job. He gave us the quote (which was a substantial amount) and then told us that if place the order then and there he could make it a £1000 less? Naturally I asked how and was given some bullshit about time and travel etc. Not my problem. I stood firm in the face of his pressure sales pitch but then of course I’m me. I know it’s his job to get the order but you can only say no so many times and I was beginning to get irritated by the time he eventually left. We sometimes give certain “professions” reputations that we know are often exaggerated but these guys live up to their’s, never rude but bloody persistent!

Stay well