Sunday 9th

Hi, its me.
Just your average man siting in his front room, listening to Sounds of the Seventies on the radio.
The sun is shining and the sky is blue. What have I done this week, what adventures have been thrust upon me? Well it, as always, it has been a mixed bag of good bad and indifferent! Details, oh no, no details, your imagination or lack of it will have to suffice, make it up, speculate, fantasize, prizes for the most outrageous or evil!
For instance on Tuesday I met with the Dali Lama for tea, he seems obsessed with being a Buddhist but I think I have finally convinced him that he won't be reborn, over and over, karma it's a bummer man!
Wednesday and brunch with David, (Cameron), he seems to think I have all the answers and of course he is correct but I keep telling him, Dave you've got to think for yourself your the bloody Prime Minister! Well you can't run the country for him!
Thursday, got a call from Don (Trumpy), he is worried his republican campaign is not going as well as it could. I told him Donny boy, let the hair do the talking and you'll be fine, you could have the first comb over to become President! Of course I've guided Trumpy for most of his career and thought I had finally got him to become the richest laughing stock in the USA, who new that people would take him seriously? Americans, you cannot trust them.
Friday, that geezer from the Bank of England,I can't remember his name, I think he is from a former colony, he popped over, I was not going to let him in but he slipped me a few quid, so I gave him five minutes. He droned on about interest rates, I stopped him and told him to man up and walk it off. Can't stand a man who whines in a nasal twang!
Saturday, after the week I've had the last thing I needed, was a request from HM, yes even Lizzie needs my input from time to time, I try to limit my involvement, let's face it her whole family are as mad as a box of frogs! She's worried about eventually popping her clogs and leaving the family business in the hands of Charlie. I told her not concern herself she will probably outlive him and besides it would not be the first time country had had a mad king on the throne!
Anyway Sunday so far has had no emergencies that I've had to deal with, though I have had a voicemail from some German sounding bird asking about loans and the Euro, I think she said her name is Angela or something like that. I might give her a call back later, got a feeling it's got something to do with Greece, not the musical, the country, oh well!


Life can be a burden