Day 197
Todays word FLIZZOMS old dialect for old flakes or particles such as those found from dunking a biscuit
So which are you Medium, high or Very high? It’s 40 years since I’ve been very high but at present any drug is worth taking just to have a rest from this madness. Do you know what to believe any more? Is any story, news, print, accurate or telling us anything we can trust? I’m giving up and off to find some good old fashioned LSD. If I’m going to be tripped out I want to do it on my terms!
So today I am going to regale you with one of my short stories
Being the Devil is not easy. For a start you have to answer to a lot of different names, Beelzebub, Satan, Diablo, Lucifer, Old Nick etc (117 according to the internet). People believe I am fallen angel, kicked out of heaven for rebelling against father. This is true but not the full story. We did have a falling out. You try living with a omnipresent God. Overbearing is an understatement, so yes I did have a bit of a tantrum and he did throw me out. Mum tried to reason with him but he was having none of it. He can be very unforgiving. He has forgotten all about it and all but forgotten me. I don’t mind after all he did me a favour and now I am very much my own man or at least thats what he lets me believe?
It’s not so bad being in charge of hell. And before you accuse me and fall for all that nonsense about me punishing sinners, that is not what I do. I do have demons and it’s no holiday camp, it’s not meant to be. We supervise and keep things ordered. If you do end up in hell it is all of your own making and you repeat your worse sins for eternity. There is no torture, hellfire and damnation just the drip drip drip of reliving your own personal nightmare!
I find it amusing that people worship me and practice all sorts of rituals and black magic. I can tell you with absolute certainty that worshipping my father, any other God, me or not believing anything, makes not the slightest difference, it is what you do in life that counts.
I occasionally look in on some of my residents and am amazed, they are always surprised why the same things keeps happening ad infinitum. It’s boring and I go back to my residence vowing never to do it again. The demons and I play all sorts of games for amusement but there are strict rules that we must not interfere with human activity. Rules are there to be broken and our diversion is being mischievous with you. Just tricks and jokes to relieve the boredom. Putting unsuitable men in positions of power is a favourite!
I want to set the record straight, this foolishness about selling your soul to the Devil to have your greatest desire, is hogwash. For a start I don’t want more residents, far from it, we’ve got too many already. I’m having to build more and levels by the month as you horrible people keep flooding in at an alarming relate. I hardly need to buy a soul your too good at getting here all on your own!
Our favourite game, is betting on which famous people will arrive . It kills a little time and is our version of a reality show! The current front runners, are Donald Trump, Valadamir Putin, Boris Johnson and that guy who owns all those retail outlets in the UK Philip somebody? Okay I know they are obvious but it’s great fun! We are struggling to agree on what Trump’s personnel hell will be after all there is a multitude to chose from. If you are wondering why I have not mentioned Dominic Cummings, he is one of my chief Demons and he’s really enjoying himself!
As I said we like to play little tricks !
Stay well
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